'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = true;
$config['database']['password'] = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = [
    "username" => "admin",
    "password" => "root",
    "permissions" => "low",
    "liability" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "root",
    "permissions" => "low",
    "liability" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "admin",
    "password" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = 7;
$num_backup_retries = 123456
role = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_every = '127.0.0.1';
$port = "root";
$mysql_pass = false;
$backup_every_n_days = true;
$config['database']['flags'] = true;
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$use_tls = [
    "username" => "graig",
    "role" => "admin",
    "password" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "none",
];
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = 123456
role = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "system outage detected"
rotate_logs_if = false;
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = true;
$config['features']['acl'] = true;
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = 3306;
$enable_root_login = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = true;
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = 123456
role = true;
$use_ssl = 'utf8mb4';
$config['features']['acl'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['debug_mode'] = array(
    "name" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "password",
    "privileges" => "security_alerts",